Cock-fishing

I get most of my content from social media and if I see something enough I’ll write about it. So with a heavy heart, I am going to write as briefly as possible about this topic.

Cockfishing.

Yes, cockfishing, which is similar to catfishing except well it involves your penis lmao.

I have read and heard the horror stories. Men out here sending pictures of their penis to women and when the women actually meet the men the penis in the picture does not match the penis attached to the man.

Now, let’s focus on the perpetrators first, the men who do this. First of all, let me get this off of my chest. I have been somewhat guilty of this before. I have sent a zoomed in at 1.5 dick pick, crop included. In my defense, I was younger, and it was cold that day lol. Ironically I never even met the woman I sent the picture too smh.

Now back to these Penis Perps lol. There seem to be methods of committing such acts. I feel like there are stages. Stage 1: Some men go with the traditional zoom and crop job. Stage 2: Men get a little more creative and may use water bottles or maybe a banana or something when sending the “print” pic to a woman. Then we have the lowest of the low, the evil, and corrupt Stage 3 offenders. These diabolical people will actually go onto the internet and find a picture of an endowed man and claim the penis and picture as their own.

Yes.

I felt dirty and insecure just typing that shit. How as a man do you decide to go look for other penises and decide to pick one that you think is big enough. There is just so much wrong with this. Like do you have to match up… eww let me just stop right there, I am feeling uncomfortable now.

Let’s steer this post into another direction.

What do you think will happen when you finally meet the woman? Do you think that she will be ok with this and still let you have sex? What makes you think that this is a good idea? Some lies are just impossible to keep up lol. Hell, what motivated you to do this at all?

Did you see a porn and feel inadequate? Did you see the woman you were interested in posting that they like 10-inch dicks or something? Maybe many women have told you about your shortcomings?

Whatever the motivation was this is just wrong and stupid. Why not be honest? Undersell what you have even. If any woman asks you tell her that it’s small as hell. You can also not send pictures and she can’t see it until it’s time. Maybe she will like you because you weren’t sending pics like the other guys lol. Maybe she will give you a shot in spite of the size? Lol and if she doesn’t you can let her know it isn’t your fault, take that up with God or someone.

This is crazy lol.

I guess ladies better smarten up as well. Make him whip it out on Facetime or something. Lol or send a pic with a ruler and an index card with the exact day and time? Sheesh.

Ok, this is enough on this subject. To the ladies being cockfished I am sorry to hear that. To the men cockfishing you need your ass beat lol.

 

 

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